I went to a non-target COVID-19 testing site and I'm not sure if I should put my results on my resume if my end-goal is to break into IB. Any tips?
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sad!
Alright then.
I needed to secure the joke ASAP.
Go and cry ab how much you hate ur life and trump
It's non-stop, every other topic. It must be exhausting. It's like those guys who immediately chime in after every Trump tweet, slamming what he just tweeted.
Not only that, he´s also a big fedora tipper as well. Sad!
People are constantly making threads about politics. I’m consistent in my views of the President.
just got off the phone with chief
he said this aint it
Huh?
Weird flex but ok. Might as well update your LinkedIn while you're at it
"I am very excited to announce that I have indeed tested positive for Coronavirus."
Only do this if you are an accounting major
... okay, just have to get tested
I've been sending networking emails for the past week to some of the public health analysts at the CDC, haven't gotten many responses- any advice?
PM me your cold email.
Couldn't get into a target testing site? Make sure to network with other alumni of that testing site while maintaining proper social distancing protocol. If that does not open up any doors you will need to supplement your resume with further tests from SARS, Ebola or the Swine Flu in order to have a chance.
I set up coffee chats with CDC health professionals but due to the forthcoming quarantine things have been looking bleak.
Emailing and requesting over the phone informational interviews is key. Remember, it's a numbers game and takes only 1 yes.
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