Should I put my Coronavirus test results on my resume?

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I went to a non-target COVID-19 testing site and I'm not sure if I should put my results on my resume if my end-goal is to break into IB. Any tips?

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  • Prospect in Other
Mar 14, 2020

sad!

Mar 14, 2020

Alright then.

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Mar 14, 2020

I needed to secure the joke ASAP.

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Mar 15, 2020

Go and cry ab how much you hate ur life and trump

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  • Intern in HF - Other
Mar 15, 2020
Intern in IB - Gen:

and trump

lol very accurate; I'm not a regular user but I have seen that user hating on trump in some occasions

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Most Helpful
Mar 16, 2020

It's non-stop, every other topic. It must be exhausting. It's like those guys who immediately chime in after every Trump tweet, slamming what he just tweeted.

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Mar 16, 2020

Not only that, he's also a big fedora tipper as well. Sad!

Vincet Voluntas - Will shall win

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Mar 17, 2020
Intern in HF - Other:

lol very accurate; I'm not a regular user but I have seen that user hating on trump in some occasions

People are constantly making threads about politics. I'm consistent in my views of the President.

Funniest
Mar 14, 2020

just got off the phone with chief

he said this aint it

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Mar 15, 2020

Huh?

Mar 15, 2020

Weird flex but ok. Might as well update your LinkedIn while you're at it

Mar 15, 2020

"I am very excited to announce that I have indeed tested positive for Coronavirus."

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Mar 15, 2020

Only do this if you are an accounting major

Mar 16, 2020

... okay, just have to get tested

Vincet Voluntas - Will shall win

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Mar 15, 2020

I've been sending networking emails for the past week to some of the public health analysts at the CDC, haven't gotten many responses- any advice?

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Mar 16, 2020

PM me your cold email.

Mar 15, 2020

Couldn't get into a target testing site? Make sure to network with other alumni of that testing site while maintaining proper social distancing protocol. If that does not open up any doors you will need to supplement your resume with further tests from SARS, Ebola or the Swine Flu in order to have a chance.

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Mar 16, 2020

I set up coffee chats with CDC health professionals but due to the forthcoming quarantine things have been looking bleak.

Mar 17, 2020

Emailing and requesting over the phone informational interviews is key. Remember, it's a numbers game and takes only 1 yes.

Mar 17, 2020
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