As the title states Monkeys, I spilled a nice glob of sauce on my gray pants. Its a bbq sauce so its very noticeable on the light gray pants, and its basically right on my crotch so cover up is not a option. I have a lengthy walk to the bathroom from my desk and a meeting later on so it needs to be dealt with. I need some advice on how to proceed. Has anyone been in a situation like this before? Do I take a couple spreadsheets and just hold them in front of my dick while I walk to the bathroom? Do I pull the re-tucking in the shirts but go back to front so it covers the stain as I'm walking? Just flat out sprint and hope everyone's too busy to notice me galloping like a goddamn gazelle in the Sahara? Throw my suit jacket over me and avoid detection by going incognito and sliding like an inchworm throughout the office? Maybe shoot off a desk-pop and escape in the ensuing chaos and confusion of a possible shooting? Any and all advice is welcomed, especially any older monkeys who could offer their tried and true methods in navigating the office in this situation.
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Wipe off what you can from your desk, and just walk to the bathroom like normal, no one will probably notice unless you stop and chat or they are staring at your crotch. Do your clean up as best to your ability. If you're sitting at the meeting, use your portfolio or notepad to cover it up as you walk. IF you're standing at a presentation, wear suit jacket buttoned up, and you should be good to go..
start spilling more sauce on your pants--make a pattern so people will think its a design.
If spilling bbq sauce on your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
I had to google Miles Davis
Never seen Billy Madison ... kys
looks like im better than you cause i dont have to adapt.
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