Ten GS TMT MDs vs Obi Wan Kenobi
In a fight to the death?
it's a close one, but I think the MDs will win with like 1 or 2 survivors
In a fight to the death?
it's a close one, but I think the MDs will win with like 1 or 2 survivors
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Well there's still that court ruling on the lightsaber patent ...
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Hilarious
... just LOL'd pretty hard in the office. Kudos.
different strokes for different folks
Related question: If an infinite amount came at him, how many 5 year olds could Ray Lewis kill before they overwhelmed him?
also, does Ray Lewis have a knife?
Ray Lewis can deliver 1000 pounds of force. He's more powerful than a battering ram applied by SWAT. Also realize once most 5 year olds are hit they will run away and cry. He'd fuck a good amount of little shits up before going down. at least 8-10 (which in reality could be a lot when you think about fighting 10 5 year olds at once)
10 sith lords vs 1 jedi......um....obi wan is fucked
Well, we all know who would win in this fight - the entirety of the current Goldman Partnership vs. Ditka. If you said Goldman, you'd be wrong.
Ditka would win because Ditka is God. If Ditka is God, and Goldman does God's Work, that means that Goldman does Ditka's work. Derefor, Ditka beats Goldman. Daaaa Bearss.
op u serous? it should be 10 obi won kanobi's VS. one GS TMT MD and the gs tmt md wouls STILL WIN without a speck on his arm. have u forgotten who u are talkin about? its GS TMT. we are not talkin about Barclays or morgan staney here... GS TMT is the most prestigus ppl in the world, they are to busy drinking bottles and talkin to models and writing the wall stret journal to waste energy on fightin obi won
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