Today is the last day of my 30s...
How should I spend it? I know this is the site of preteen analysts but if anyone has any good ideas, I'm interested.
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I would defer to Fear The Bulge on this one.
Yeah, where the hell is that guy? Probably downing four lokos and making other good decisions.
get a hummer in a hummer. then get a shot of penicillin.
Shit, did I forget to mention that I'm a girl? Got laid this morning but not in a hummer :(
hummers go both ways madame.
I could suggest a whole bunch of bucket list things or drugs to try, but at this age, you should probably just get a good night's sleep for work tomorrow, and then save any debauchery for the weekend.
You got laid? I'm super jelly
Sup?
Extreme Sport followed by Viagra - fueled Sex binge with a teenager (18 or 19).
Wow realjackryan, just wow. Does spinning count as an extreme sport?
What the hell is spinning?
Also, I just read you're a girl, so the 18 year old probably wouldn't need viagra if you were going to go that route... but I doubt it would be very pleasant either way.
So sorry I don't have much to offer on the subject?
I am hosting a Magic The Gathering tournament at my 3 bedroom apartment in Murray Hill later today if you are interested.
Just got 20 mox jets u reddy?
Tempting. You must get laid like crazy BatemanBatemanBateman.
I made love to the Goddess of Navalore just last week
Update:
BadCareerMove stopped by my 4 story walk up last night and was decimated by my uber-good deck of Magic cards. I planned on displaying some magic of my own, if you know what I mean....nothing sexual, simply, pure and unedited magic tricks.
I did attempt to cast an enchanted spell but just as I was going to begin my serenade of My Chemical Romance, I head my phone ringing.
Unfortunately, it was my mom Face-timing to remind me that there are no girls allowed in the apartment after 7pm. Looks like the only warlocks i'll be seeing in my future is during tonight's LOTR marathon.
You in NY? We can party
Sorry, creepy? Oh well
Just picked up a 12 pack of Sierra Mist, let's get weird
Get blacked out on Rum and Coke and sob while you search your attic for those adorable middle-age man decorations for Halloween.
You could spend it posting topics on an anonymous finance forum
Hookers and blow
Get drunk all night long, and dont forget to party hard! or you can do all that tomorrow it's just numbers nothing more, have fun don't let it affect you, at least you're still alive!
Last day of your thirties.....
Maybe take care of your kids or something?
Dick is absolutely right. You should bring your kids along for hookers and blow.
The little resource consumer(s) will want some too, though
that's why they are so damn expensive
dying
Best response.
I am going to drink redds apple ales until I can't see. Let me know
Spend the day at home with 10 cats.
This is just sad...
Everyone knows that 29 years 364 days is the very last day you can 'experiment' with tongue-punching fart boxes before it becomes official that you're just into licking b-holes. Just saying...
Dump your whole life savings / 401 K into penny stocks. If you win (hopefully big time), you can retire. If you end up losing everything you have, then you may still have just enough work left to recoup some of it.
If you're not living life on the edge... are you even living?
Exotic car rentals. Rent a lambo and go ham on a track for a day.
Let's go streaking through the quad
Have a threesome
With two other women
You won't regret it
Ha - I turned 30 once. It's depressing. Good luck.
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