I got dark nipples and they seem to shine through my shirt,,, (I realized that when I went to the toilet, looking at myself in the mirror... Also I would like to fuck some of the female analysts,.. Just my 2 cents though
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hahahahah. If this is serious, get some @johnelliotco tees. They use a heavy cotton
hahaha i see a couple guys that this happens too... not a great look (im a female analyst for context)
New username, my name is goldstein?
FREE THE NIPPLE!
Hahahaha this is funny. Suit Supply is a great option.
Invest in a pair of nipple covers.
Band aids.
Pinch them until pink. Repeat process every 1 hour or when nipples regress to previous darkness, whichever comes first.
The A shirt was probably created for guys like you
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