Rape me One More Time Baby
Long Story Short: 3.38 GPA, non-target, no brand-name internships, 2 semesters abroad (see resume)
http://www.razume.com/documents/19165
Most recently a Foreign Service Economic Officer candidate for Department of State. The bureaucrats in D.C. ripped my asshole apart, scored a 5.15 / 6 on a Super-Day eqiv (needed a 5.25 to get the job.) At the end of the super-day, the govie started explaining to me how hard it was to get a job as FSO, that the fact I got to the superday was something super special. I gave him the finger and told him to fuck off and stop wasting tax payer money.
Now I am fucked because I didn't apply to anything (no shit I'm an idiot, dont need to remind me). I'm in China/HK trying to get a job in IBD.
My internship this year is with a no-name start-up gaming company, even though I did a lot of work.
Am I doomed to poverty? BRING IT ON.
You've gotta list your cumulative GPA homie. List it as a 3.4 and it really won't look that bad. The senior year GPA is a bit sketch, but if you list the three on a single line, you won't look like a bad student.
If you don't list cumulative, they're going to assume it's MUCH worse than a 3.4.
Thanks for your advice. Definitely going to put that in for the next edit.
Thanks for the monkey shit, whoever that was.
What's with all the rape talk dude? Sounds like you had a visit from the
. Haha.Think you should write in before and and in between oral/written instead of a /, but that's just me.
I just feel like shit right now because my main plan and my back-up plan didn't work out, and now I'm out of the recruiting cycle.
I added some monkey shit because you sound like an entitled douche.
Thanks for everyone's comments.
I'm confused about the entitled douche part. I mean, I posted my resume asking for feedback, I must feel so ENTITLED.
Agree about major GPA. Good format.
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