FOR CURRENT BANKERS ONLY: From your start date to today, how many times have you had sex (annualized)? How grim is it?

< 10
42% (50 votes)
11 - 25
10% (12 votes)
26 - 50
14% (17 votes)
51 - 75
12% (14 votes)
> 76
21% (25 votes)
Total votes: 118

How many WSO thongs have been sold?

<5
64% (61 votes)
6-10
10% (10 votes)
11-20
5% (5 votes)
>21
21% (20 votes)
Total votes: 96

When will b2 get laid?

By July
3% (2 votes)
By End of Summer
5% (3 votes)
When he realizes hes a tool
45% (29 votes)
Never
47% (30 votes)
Total votes: 64

What % of Summer Analysts will receive Full-Time offers?

Less than 50%
40% (47 votes)
50%-60%
10% (12 votes)
60%-70%
13% (15 votes)
70%-80%
21% (25 votes)
80%-90%
10% (12 votes)
90%-100%
5% (6 votes)
Total votes: 117

What is your racial and/or ethnic group?

White (Non Hispanic)
30% (57 votes)
White (Hispanic)
10% (18 votes)
Black
11% (20 votes)
Asian
43% (81 votes)
Middle Eastern
3% (6 votes)
Other
4% (7 votes)
Total votes: 189

Which career would you chose if all jobs paid exactly the same and had the exact same hours at all levels of seniority?

investment banking
7% (16 votes)
management consulting
9% (20 votes)
asset management
7% (17 votes)
private equity
22% (50 votes)
hedge funds
19% (43 votes)
venture capital
24% (56 votes)
business development
4% (9 votes)
corporate development
6% (14 votes)
general corporate roles (marketing, finance, etc.)
3% (7 votes)
Total votes: 232

Should Mark Klein MD stay banned from WSO?

Yes
53% (86 votes)
No
47% (76 votes)
Total votes: 162

What is needed most to improve WSO?

Groups (allows Certified Users to have own Group)
34% (24 votes)
Improved and Interactive FAQ ("FAQ-WIKI")
20% (14 votes)
Improved Page-Load Speed
34% (24 votes)
Improve Proprietary Content
11% (8 votes)
More Quick-Button Blocks
1% (1 vote)
Total votes: 71

Where do current WSO members work?

JP Morgan
9% (11 votes)
Goldman Sachs
9% (11 votes)
Morgan Stanley
3% (4 votes)
Merrill Lynch
6% (7 votes)
Deutsche Bank
8% (10 votes)
Lehman Brothers
4% (5 votes)
UBS
3% (3 votes)
Credit Suisse
3% (3 votes)
Citigroup
4% (5 votes)
Other
51% (61 votes)
Total votes: 120

What will be the next major financial institution to crumble?

Goldman Sachs
0% (0 votes)
Morgan Stanley
0% (0 votes)
WaMu
0% (0 votes)
UBS
0% (0 votes)
Other (please submit others in comment section for inclusion)
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 0

Total Avg Compensation

May 2024 Investment Banking

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  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101

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