And the Golden Banana Award for WSO's Most Valuable Monkey Goes To...

CompBanker!!!!!!!!

So, for a side project in an analytics club I am in, I decided to use some statistical measures to evaluate the monkeys here on WSO. I took the top 250 monkeys and calculated 10 different metrics, each with their own point total and ranked them accordingly.

At the end of my statistical analysis, CompBanker was the winner by a decent margin. I will not disclose any further information for certain reasons (privacy etc) but I might be willing to tell you your ranking...for the right price (JK).

Also, I may publish the top 5 or top 10. Still deciding.

Anyway, take this however you want but I found it to be incredibly accurate. And once again, Congrats CompBanker.

 

So, you post something like this and don't reveal the metrics, but then tell everyone how accurate it is.

...

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 
Nefarious-:
So, you post something like this and don't reveal the metrics, but then tell everyone how accurate it is.

...

Hedge funds don't reveal their strategies but they reveal their return each year. MVP's in sports are chosen based on voters who do not disclose their criteria for selection.

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 
Flake:
I for realz thought it was going to be me. I'm sure I'm runner-up.

you won "Will Hunting's Favorite WSO Poster"

Criteria:

Being Awesome: 10/10 Being a dick to everyone: 10/10 Cleverness:9.5/10 Humor:9/10 Sarcasm: 10/10 Ballerness:10/10

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 
Will Hunting:
Flake:
I for realz thought it was going to be me. I'm sure I'm runner-up.

you won "Will Hunting's Favorite WSO Poster"

Criteria:

Being Awesome: 10/10 Being a dick to everyone: 10/10 Cleverness:9.5/10 Humor:9/10 Sarcasm: 10/10 Ballerness:10/10

So, Mr. Hedge Fund, why are the above metrics disclosed but not the winner's? BTW, I agree with the above, and just want to see compbanker's b/c I'm a curious SOB. Do I make the ratings chart in any category?

Cool post, thanks

Get busy living
 

CompBanker is a solid contributor and one of my favorite subscribers.

But this looks like nothing more than someone making a post about his favorite poster.

I too ran my own personal ranking system and the person that came out on top (with myself excluded) is cphbravo.

I cannot reveal my system; however, I can state that closing replies with "regards" was a heavily weighted metric.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 
Nefarious-:
CompBanker is a solid contributor and one of my favorite subscribers.

But this looks like nothing more than someone making a post about his favorite poster.

I too ran my own personal ranking system and the person that came out on top (with myself excluded) is cphbravo.

I cannot reveal my system; however, I can state that closing replies with "regards" was a heavily weighted metric.

Winning!!!

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

I saw Comp at a bar on Friday night and he looked like he'd just won something so he must have known this was coming.

And did you just justify not releasing the metrixs by comparing your ad hoc award to a hedge fund. This place is full of fucking dorks.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee:
I saw Comp at a bar on Friday night and he looked like he'd just won something so he must have known this was coming.

And did you just justify not releasing the metrixs by comparing your ad hoc award to a hedge fund. This place is full of fucking dorks.

Ya, let's go back to r/finance

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 
Nefarious-:
happypantsmcgee:
I saw Comp at a bar on Friday night and he looked like he'd just won something so he must have known this was coming.

And did you just justify not releasing the metrixs by comparing your ad hoc award to a hedge fund. This place is full of fucking dorks.

Ya, let's go back to r/finance

Haha, I'll see you there.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

This is ridiculous.

Happy is spot on - not only did you run statistical analysis of WSO users, you then used the secrecy of a hedge fund to defend yourself. Sounds like you had a pretty exciting weekend.

I ran my own in-depth statistical analysis and found the winner to be.............................BLASTOISE!!!!! He is without a doubt the best poster on the entire internet. While it may seem like an odd choice, this is prove by science and cannot be disputed.

twitter: @CorpFin_Guy
 

As a completely unbiased third party, I must say that the metrics used to prepare this analysis appear to be completely legit and should not be questioned. However, I am very curious as to which metrics you used or how you even went about analyzing them.

happypantsmcgee:
I saw Comp at a bar on Friday night and he looked like he'd just won something so he must have known this was coming.
More like I looked like I did back when I was a banking analyst pulling all-nighters and trying to resist the urge to jump off a bridge. Friday was rough.
CompBanker’s Career Guidance Services: https://www.rossettiadvisors.com/
 

Without making any implications, the application of such a "secret methodology" could be seen as your attempt to make a case for favoritism. I'm not saying I disagree because Comp is pretty damned good and awesome with what he does, but I am curious to see what the metrics are and how the Top 10 rounds out. Even something as shoddy as USNRW is open with their methodology... so why aren't you?

 
AndyLouis:
for those that didnt see (sign up for the newsletter!) made Compbanker the member of the week in the november 4th weekly wrap-up newsletter for his "solid contribution to the forum over the years"
I'm going to get a statistician here to work on this and make me the member of the decade.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

I'd say interesting, but for all I know you could've just pulled CB out of your ass. That said, Comp is definitely one of the most helpful people on this site. Eddie, HPM, ANT, Midas, monty, etc are definitely up there with him, though.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
I'd say interesting, but for all I know you could've just pulled CB out of your ass. That said, Comp is definitely one of the most helpful people on this site. Eddie, HPM, ANT, Midas, monty, etc are definitely up there with him, though.

HPM adds no value

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 
Nefarious-:
D M:
I'd say interesting, but for all I know you could've just pulled CB out of your ass. That said, Comp is definitely one of the most helpful people on this site. Eddie, HPM, ANT, Midas, monty, etc are definitely up there with him, though.

HPM adds no value

I'm a moderator on 2, thats right count 'em, two, popular finance sites. My core competency is competency. I am value...and penis jokes...but mostly value.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

BTW, just so there is no confusion, the penis jokes ARE the added value.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

I get a boner whenever I see an hpm post. Now THAT is value.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
I get a boner whenever I see an hpm post. Now THAT is value.

Hence his username

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

Hey Guys,

I knew not releasing my method was going to get some people angry and cause them not to believe me. For the people that are saying that I am a nerd, I am the president of an analytics club on campus and during the weekly meetings I thought this would be a pretty cool project.

It has come up numerous times that there should be a yearly award for most helpful poster/worst poster/others so I went ahead and did one of them. I don't understand the sudden anger with it. Also, if this holds any weight to combat the above allegations of choosing CompBanker out of my ass/he is my favorite poster then so be it.

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/who-do-you-think-are-the-most-hel…

That is a thread made by yours truly about a month ago....no mention of CompBanker by me. In fact, the 2 people who are complaining in this thread are the ones I cited as the most helpful to me. So, please, do realize that I am not lying, nor am I choosing someone out of my ass.

As CompBanker would say:

Regards

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

Actually that's cph's signature, but it's the thought that counts?

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
Actually that's cph's signature, but it's the thought that counts?

Yea, I know it is his sig...

EDIT: I'm a fucking idiot. I meant to say "As as cph would say"...

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

well this turned into a cluster fuck

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 
Nefarious-:
well this turned into a cluster fuck
It started off so well too. Kinda a shame that the thing died. Should sticky it at the top of the forum or something like that...
CompBanker’s Career Guidance Services: https://www.rossettiadvisors.com/
 
CompBanker:
Nefarious-:
well this turned into a cluster fuck
It started off so well too. Kinda a shame that the thing died. Should sticky it at the top of the forum or something like that...

As soon as this thread wasn't about me, it was dogshit

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

CompBanker's SB:MS ratio is insane. you would be hard-pressed to find anyone with a ratio like that, except for maybe MBAApply or HarvardGrad08.

WillHunting... I wont press you reveal the methodology, though I am a little curious about WHY you're not revealing them... care to divulge??

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 
Best Response
sayandarula:
CompBanker's SB:MS ratio is insane. you would be hard-pressed to find anyone with a ratio like that, except for maybe MBAApply or HarvardGrad08...

If you factored out the MS that was related to politics, religion and race there would be a number of people that would have much better looking ratios. Personally, I know that I nearly doubled my shit count from a single thread, at one point....I think I went from like 40 something to 80 or 90...and there were a couple threads like that, lol.

Anyways, I agree that Comp is a huge asset to the site. I know he has answered a dozen + PMs just from me and that's on top of the people that PM questions that I don't think I can accurately answer who I end up referring over to him.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
cphbravo96:
If you factored out the MS that was related to politics, religion and race there would be a number of people that would have much better looking ratios. Personally, I know that I nearly doubled my shit count from a single thread, at one point....I think I went from like 40 something to 80 or 90...and there were a couple threads like that, lol.

Regards

hah, agreed! personally this rule has worked in reverse for me... i've racked up a ton of SBs from questionable shit including:

1) wishing people a "Happy Ramadan" 2) a drunken rant where i used the word "cunt" 20 times 3) talking about my favorite place to masturbate while at work

i'm serious....

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

To All,

To Give an Idea of Some of the Metrics I Used:

Net Silver Banana Total Post Count (Adjusted and Scaled of Course) Silver Banana's Per Post Net Silver Banana Per post Monkey Shit Per Post Total Monkey Shit

Not all of those were used and there were other more advanced and some easier ones that were also taken into account.

If you look at CompBanker's Silver Bananas and Monkey Shits along with his high post count you will see why he was near the top.

To address cph, you are correct in that the monkey shit is skewed because of politics and such so I tried to find a good scale in order to help out people like ANT. However, this would also decrease CompBanker's Monkey Shit and thus, still cause him to top the list in the other metrics.

Hope this clarified some things.

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

Congrats to Comp, definitely well deserved.

Will - I think you should release the all-time and L3M top 10 leaderboard every quarter. Question though, how did you scrape the data without access to the WSO's database?

- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
 
CaptK:
Congrats to Comp, definitely well deserved.

Will - I think you should release the all-time and L3M top 10 leaderboard every quarter. Question though, how did you scrape the data without access to the WSO's database?

You can view everyone's net banana points, net SB's and net monkey shit by viewing their profile.

The other metrics he used are calculations based off of that available information.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

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