annoying intern?
mod (Andy) note: old post, but business insider recently mentioned it in 9 Hilarious Ways To Haze A New Wall Street Intern so thought I would bump it back up to the top. Sorry to all the interns/SA's out that have the wrath reaped upon them...
Summer is nigh, and soon a new crop of interns will descend onto New York, with many headed to Wall Street.
While we always get a kick out of the ridiculous antics interns get into, we also appreciate the bankers that think them up. And as the students start their Wall Street internships, we expect they'll get the customary "getting-to-know-you" hazing.
Original post:
What's a good way to troll an annoying intern without getting into too much trouble yourself?






Screw with the printer
Screw with the printer beforehand and then ask for collated copies of something.....if you can webcam this, please let us know :)
YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
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Tell them to go pick up some
Tell them to go pick up some fallopian tubes from the local Staples
Just saying...
Put his stapler in jello.
Put his stapler in jello.
ask him to call a client to
ask him to call a client to discuss something and use your own mobile number, and get pretty irate.
Tell him the SEC wants to
Tell him the SEC wants to investigate him for something. Liar's Poker style.
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Put cotton wool on his desk,
Put cotton wool on his desk, chair, shelves...basically everything, and sprinkle Garden Cress seeds on the cotton wool, water and wait. Only works if he is away from his desk a couple of days.
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notaspammer wrote: Put his
Put his stapler in jello.
The office haha. Throw his cell phone in/on the roof and then keep calling it so he gets more pissed off whenever he hears it........ lets hope he doesn't break walls
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Start a thread about him on
Start a thread about him on WSO and see if he notices that it is about him and starts acting differently around the office. Then drop hints to him about who might be the one posting about him and see how he acts towards those people.
NordicBanker wrote: Put
Put cotton wool on his desk, chair, shelves...basically everything, and sprinkle Garden Cress seeds on the cotton wool, water and wait. Only works if he is away from his desk a couple of days.
hahah this is hilarious, too bad it requires a long timeframe.
I would've been happy to
I would've been happy to offer some ideas this if you hadn't phrased it as, "to troll an intern."
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Have him read the GAAP books
Have him read the GAAP books for typos. Tell him there are 18, and he has to find them.
print screen his desktop and
print screen his desktop and set that to his desktop pic. then delete all the short cuts and hide the tool bar at the bottom.
-MBP
manbearpig wrote: print
print screen his desktop and set that to his desktop pic. then delete all the short cuts and hide the tool bar at the bottom.
Classic. I think I might actually have to try this one.
manbearpig wrote: print
print screen his desktop and set that to his desktop pic. then delete all the short cuts and hide the tool bar at the bottom.
The classics never go out of style.
Tell him to go find the box
Tell him to go find the box of upticks.
Beat the shit out of him in
manbearpig wrote: print
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Train a pony to bite his
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the remote mouse is probably
she_monkey wrote: these are
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Oh what about this one? You,
TechBanking wrote: At my
Flake wrote: Train a pony to
RatinaMaze, you're no fun. I
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Nouveau Richie wrote: Beat
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
RatinaMaze wrote: Oh what
Im using all of these on the
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Simple As...
Next time he hands you a
CompBanker
@CompBanker Fuck dude, that's
RatinaMaze wrote: Simple
Put a piece of tape over the
jack_yeah wrote: Put a piece
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Have a one night stand with
Flake wrote: jack_yeah
CompBanker wrote: Next time
I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed,
Go Bucks!!
CompBanker wrote: Next time
take a card or some thin
Asia_i_Banker wrote: take a
"Climbing a mountain that's only getting steeper"
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Ask the intern to fill out an
If you really want to have
YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you...
UFOinsider wrote: If you
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