Beautiful 25 Year Old Girl
hey guys, read this posting from this girl on Craigslist and one of the responses below....thought you would enjoy.
ORIGINAL INQUIRY
THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or
other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
She gets a response...
PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.





LOL +1 to the response
LOL +1 to the response
hilarious
hilarious
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
So True
My buddy sent that posting to me (and 10 other friends) through e-mail... So true and so amazing.
Way to go
"by 35, stick a fork in you"
"by 35, stick a fork in you"
hahahahahah
what a dumb bitch
i wonder
if this girl actually has any form of career?
she is so naive to think that spectacular looks are enough... to an extent, having gone through the same process (ivy league, law school, mba, etc.) is an important ingredient to finding a rich ass dude, at least as important as looks. Often times, you can find both... beauty & brilliance. (At least on the female side).
i want a girl who can relate to my brilliance. who wouldn't.
-net worth or nothing
Why is she so focused on the
Why is she so focused on the P&L and not the balance sheet? Seems like a rich guy making $50K per year could have the same EV...
Yes, a bit funny... Listen,
Yes, a bit funny...
Listen, I would advise this girl to seek out a career as a grade school teacher, nurse, flight attendant or yoga instructor. These are the type of women bankers marry. They may want to date models, but they'll eventually marry the teacher/nurse/flight attendant/yoga instructor. I would also advise her to purposely dress down, wear less makeup, look dowdy and become a "granola". A granola is less intimidating and perceived to be less than a financial risk to bankers and we all KNOW how much bankers love their money.
granola girls
Yes, a bit funny...
Listen, I would advise this girl to seek out a career as a grade school teacher, nurse, flight attendant or yoga instructor. These are the type of women bankers marry. They may want to date models, but they'll eventually marry the teacher/nurse/flight attendant/yoga instructor. I would also advise her to purposely dress down, wear less makeup, look dowdy and become a "granola". A granola is less intimidating and perceived to be less than a financial risk to bankers and we all KNOW how much bankers love their money.
Ah yes, those "granola girls". LOL! I can't stand them.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
hahahah
granola...hahahha, that's a new one... great post
the original was definitely
the original was definitely 'pensive' from xoxo. not only have i heard him use the exact phrase, "500k is middle class in manhattan," but furthermore he's the only person who WOULD say something like that.
nevertheless, a funny exchange
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good to know of xoxo people
good to know of xoxo people on IBO - how many xoxohthers are there here?
LOL...
Thank you for posting.
This was GOLD. I was
This was GOLD. I was definitely smiling all the way through the response and his similes were BRILLIANT!
I may need to use the term depreciate and women in one sentence one day...
lol
lol
It's spreading around the
I don't think it was a Bain
Can't beat the analytic reply!
LOL, fucking A
lol
Tom Leykis had a great show
ya hilaaarious
classic
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-Dwight Schrute, "The Office"-
Thanks for reviving this
.
The girl wrote a response to
haha. I was thinking she
Indeed, I hope her trader
This is actually very old.
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scotchontherocks
Funny that scotchontherocks
JackBauer wrote: Funny that
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty
zer0zero wrote: The girl
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty
scotchontherocks wrote: The
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty
That response was absolutely
San Franciscan
This is great. I'm sure this
^^^High school student?
lmao, "wemon"
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nice Retard? Are you my
can anyone tell me how I can
absolutely amazing
Very solid and logical points
"WSO is like the 300 for anti spamage. None shall pass." -happypantsmcgee
"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
this thread became awesome in
You know, I was going to say
BelleCharles wrote: nice
I am excepting your