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I don't know if I should be answering this since I am trying to go for I banking.

However, if not I banking, then most likely I would've gone for portfolio and risk management or AI/Machine Learning Algorithms.

 

Selling crack to people who would in turn sell it to inner city school children and have sex with them.

Then tip off the media with a leak about a crack dealer have sex with kids, then I'll go to the police and in exchange for my testimony, I will be given a deal where I must stop selling crack, but I will go unpunished for my previous deeds and be able to keep my few million in cash under my bed tax free.

Then I will hear some news story about how some guy named Prescott Moncri got his salad tossed in jail while sipping from my classy Coors Light while enjoying a wonderful game of Monday Night Football.

 

well I would be a psychiatrist. But in business? Real Estate Broker. Good Brokers in NYC can rake in half a mill a year. And it'd be fun meeting people and seeing fabulous residences. But RE brokering is one of the ultimate type-A/pound-the-pavement/hustle jobs.

 
Seignioragewell I would be a psychiatrist. But in business? Real Estate Broker. Good Brokers in NYC can rake in half a mill a year. And it'd be fun meeting people and seeing fabulous residences. But RE brokering is one of the ultimate type-A/pound-the-pavement/hustle jobs.

GOOD brokers in NYC can pull in way more than half a mil a year.

 
Seignioragewell I would be a psychiatrist. But in business? Real Estate Broker. Good Brokers in NYC can rake in half a mill a year. And it'd be fun meeting people and seeing fabulous residences. But RE brokering is one of the ultimate type-A/pound-the-pavement/hustle jobs.

This is exactly what I would be doing. If for some reason those didn't work out, I would probably just stick with the government, CIA, NSA or maybe the FBI or DEA.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

I'm in finance at F500 so thats already different, but doing it all over again it would prob be:

Realistically....probably shoot for GE FMP program - great placement into a wide variety of roles.

Dream - something in real estate. Most likely development or agent. I'd like to be an agent, except I think 97$ of them make under $75k a year and are forced to work mostly nights and weekends. A high end agent would be pretty bad ass though

twitter: @CorpFin_Guy
 

funny question. i tried to break into ib and failed. i have been working at a real estate investment group since 2008. and i think things worked out fine.

i tend to meet a lot of ex-ibankers in my line of work. it seems like the 'back-up' career for failed finance professionals.

--- man made the money, money never made the man
 

If I didn't go the bank route, I'd probably go work for the NSA or DoD.

Jack: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard. -30 Rock
 
dumbyoungbumporn star, still contemplating actually

+1, already got the 'stache for it

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

Professor of some type. Work 3 days a week and make a livable wage while doing whatever i wanted without the risk of being fired.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Be a Vegas sports oddsmaker-somewhat similar job description if you think about it. Just research sports instead of businesses. How much you think those guys make?

That, or be a sports agent

 

Liam Neeson in Taken.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

Captain of a Boeing 747/ 777 / 787 or Airbus A380 / A340 flying long-haul. Nothing like the feeling of flying one of the most sophisticated and advanced machines built by man at 35,000 feet, carrying 300+ people, and literally hopping across the world all in a day's work.

 

Real Estate Development. It's the family biz and it's not my cup of tea but it would be easy and profitable.

‎"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."
 

Plastic surgeon - You can literally change peoples' lives, like the kids in third world countries with cleft lips and burn victims. That would be the pro bono work probably but then obviously do the things that get you paid well - lipo, B enhancements, nose jobs.

 

Product Management for a large media company like Time Warner.

You give me a gift? *BAM* Thank you note! You invite me somewhere? *POW* RSVP! You do me a favor? *WHAM* Favor returned! Do not test my politeness.
 

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CNBC sucks "This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
 

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