Sluts vs. Serious Relationships
I have slept with five different girls in the last year, most of which can be categorized as “some slut I met at a party.” I expect the number of girls I sleep with on a yearly basis to increase exponentially once I reach legal drinking age, and I expect another exponential increase when I start making enough money to afford high-end prostitutes. The problem is I can not figure out if this is the way I want to live my life. Sure having sex with multiple girls is always fun, but there are also some benefits that come from a serious relationship. Let's look at the pros and cons of each situation to draw a valid conclusion.
Sluts
Pros:
- Having sex with multiple women is fun.
- Kinkier sex.
- You pretend to care about their opinions if you are in a good mood, but in actuality you don't have to pretend to care, if you don't really care. Sluts are expendable, too much time and frustration on one slut is an indication that it is time to move on.
- You are free to do whatever you want, whenever you want. There is no nagging woman to tell you that it's wrong to go out drinking until 5:00AM with your buddies on a weekday.
Cons:
- The risk of contracting a venereal disease.
Serious Relationships
Pros:
- No more “game” is necessary to engage in intercourse. You are free to eat like a pig, drink like a fish, smoke like a chimney, and pick up your date in a pair of sweatpants.
- You have someone to cook and clean.
- It is nice to think that someone actually cares about you.
Cons:
- Your freedom is gone.
- Your paycheck seems to not go as far as it used to.
- In the event you are foolish enough to get married, it is a likely possibility that the marriage will end in divorce. Half of everything you spent your whole life achieving now goes to your ex-wife, so she can buy all sorts of neat stuff for the 22 year old stud she left you for.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm leaning towards spending my whole life going from one meaningless relationship to the next. I'd rather deal with a herpes outbreak a couple times a year, than have a serious relationship slowly, but surely suck the life out of me.
What do you monkeys think?






Banging hoes is like eating
Banging hoes is like eating Chinese food. Delicious and a great idea at the moment, but you get sick of it fast.
Crush box while your young, eventually it will get a little old. Not saying get married, but hunting for sex every day gets annoying. Sometimes it's nice to have cows on the farm vs always hunting in the wild.
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This was actually fairly
This was actually fairly entertaining to read. However, I will tell you 2 things that I found to help me out a lot in making the decision you are currently proposing (yea, I've been drinking so what?). First, if you're going to get married, marry rich. Or at the very least marry a girl who is able to led a decent lifestyle without your paycheck (read: she has a good job of her own.) Second, what mama don't know, won't hurt her.
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top post is full of
top post is full of stereotypes/things i thought when i was 14 too, i smell a virgin
i got douche chills reading
i got douche chills reading this thread
paying for sex is pretty
paying for sex is pretty fucking lame...
-MBP
and proudly declaring your
and proudly declaring your intention to do so is pretty pathetic.
-MBP
ANT wrote: Banging hoes is
Banging hoes is like eating Chinese food. Delicious and a great idea at the moment, but you get sick of it fast.
Crush box while your young, eventually it will get a little old. Not saying get married, but hunting for sex every day gets annoying. Sometimes it's nice to have cows on the farm vs always hunting in the wild.
Moooo
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I think it comes down to
I think it comes down to whether you want kids or not.
If you want kids, a long term deal is in your future... otherwise, have as much fun as you want.
thanks for the monkey shit.
thanks for the monkey shit.
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MBP... unless your Charlie
MBP... unless your Charlie Sheen... I mean, have you seen the girls he's paid to sleep with him. Then it's fine.
SAC wrote: ANT
Banging hoes is like eating Chinese food. Delicious and a great idea at the moment, but you get sick of it fast.
Crush box while your young, eventually it will get a little old. Not saying get married, but hunting for sex every day gets annoying. Sometimes it's nice to have cows on the farm vs always hunting in the wild.
Moooo
sluts before 30
steady relationship after
I'll second these two opinions.
paying for sex is pretty fucking lame...
Agree. I almost did it in college when I was desperate but my morals trumped my dick. I'm fucking thankful I didn't revert to paying for sex.
Also, I just had a chat with a friend of mine. Before you get married or start living with someone, talk to a good lawyer to see how to you can protect your assets if you're concerned about it.
GotBushels wrote: SAC
Banging hoes is like eating Chinese food. Delicious and a great idea at the moment, but you get sick of it fast.
Crush box while your young, eventually it will get a little old. Not saying get married, but hunting for sex every day gets annoying. Sometimes it's nice to have cows on the farm vs always hunting in the wild.
Moooo
sluts before 30
steady relationship after
I'll second these two opinions.
paying for sex is pretty fucking lame...
Agree. I almost did it in college when I was desperate but my morals trumped my dick. I'm fucking thankful I didn't revert to paying for sex.
Also, I just had a chat with a friend of mine. Before you get married or start living with someone, talk to a good lawyer to see how to you can protect your assets if you're concerned about it.
just do a pre-nup, done.
A lot of wealthy people have
A lot of wealthy people have told me that a pre-nup is not a guarantee, and a good divorce attorney will find loopholes in the pre-nup.
As far as paying for sex goes. I have never paid for sex, and refuse to do so until I can afford to buy the very best. My intention to pay for sex in the future is not out of desperation, it is simply the thought process of a nymphomaniac. I can get laid without paying for it, but two girls are better than one. In fact, why stop at two?
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GotBushels wrote: manbearpig
paying for sex is pretty fucking lame...
Agree. I almost did it in college when I was desperate but my morals trumped my dick. I'm fucking thankful I didn't revert to paying for sex.
Almost paid for sex in college? What did you not know how to talk?
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How old are you mike
Status_Quo wrote: How old are
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pay for sex the legal way, go
wow, 5 pieces of monkey shit
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manbearpig wrote: wow, 5
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manbearpig wrote: wow, 5
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MBP, you'll get no shit slung
What if your girl says no
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awm55 wrote: mike55555
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-Niccolo Machiavelli
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ANT wrote: I really can't
Sure dude, it is called a
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