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I'll admit I prefer my girls a lot thinner than most guys do, but it still shouldn't be this difficult to find a girl fit enough for me to fuck. Today my roommate brought over 4 chicks and they were all way too fat. I was so pissed that I locked myself in my room, so here I am. I used to pretend to be nice and shit around fat chicks, but I've kind of lost my patience.

Where do I need to go to find an abundance of beautiful fit girls? LA? Somewhere in Europe or South America? I heard somewhere that what's considered normal weight for a girl in America is like 20 lbs heavier than what's considered normal in the rest of the world. Is there any truth to that? If so then that is extremely depressing. I'm tired of living in an area where 7 out of every 8 girls my age are too fat to fuck.

Examples of what I'm looking for:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0rk4bXO0N1rru4k...

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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0t6kx0CVx1rqmrk...

Oh and if you happen to look like any of those girls and are reading this, holla.

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