GS Elevator Gossip: 5/4/2012


#1: The Beastie Boys got Jewish girls into rap music. #2: Gateway to black dudes.

(Leaving for Teterboro) MD#1: Simple rule. Act like you've been there before. And that applies to everything in life.

#1: The only thing more impressive than my accomplishments is my résumé.

Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators do not stay in the Goldman Sachs elevators. Email what you hear to [email protected]. http://www.wish.org/help/donate

 

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[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

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