GS Elevator Gossip 8/1 - 8/6

8/1/12 MD#1: Don't get married, dude. Marriage is watching someone you love slowly disintegrate. But perhaps, I am romanticizing it.

8/2/12 [Classic] #1: The Euro is dead. They're just bickering over who pays for the funeral.

8/5/12 #1: Laughter's probably the best medicine that's not alcohol or medicine.

8/6/12 DCM A#1: I get paid more than anyone at NASA for using the "Find and Replace" function in PowerPoint.

8/6/12 As requested, another true story.... The Mile High Club: http://bit.ly/OUzh2K. Enjoy!

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