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You shaved your goatee and kind of look like Mike Golic now.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

John Corzine is a great example of how behaviour can be supplanted for talent. Has the man ever improved an institution after taking control? This piece of bovine stercus lost 1 billlion at Goldman, fucked up New Jersey (the man had the opportunity to sell the ports to the UAE but this idiot refused while increasing spending) and now MF Global.

I am not cocky, I am confident, and when you tell me I am the best it is a compliment. -Styles P
 

I was stuck in the office all weekend...man I got corzined.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

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