The Hottest Woman in Wall Street movies

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With everyone at the edge of their seats watching the debt deal, Jorge, the handsome master of bad writing and non-sensical posts on WSO, has decided to diffuse some of the tension by churning out another of his lists.

Inspired by Demi Moore's MILF-tastic showing in Margin Call's new trailer, here's a list of all the babes that have graced finance movies with their presence.

As always though, it is up to you, monkey-not-doing-anything-on-a-Friday-night, to certify which of the babes is hot enough to be crowned THE HOTTEST, and which of them we should downgrade to junk.

Anyway, without further ado, here are the hottest women in Wall Street movies:

Carey Mulligan as Winnie Gekko in Wall Street 2

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Haha. I know right? It's like here we are talking about sexy women and then BOOM! Check out this boy first! To be completely fair with Ms. Mulligan though she is a fine actress and she is kinda cute sometimes.

Erin Wyatt as Erin in Wall Street 2

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Did anyone notice this chick in Wall Street 2? Definitely on the hotter side of the scale in comparison to Carey Mulligan.

Tea Leoni as Kate Reynolds in The Family Man

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I really couldn't place why but ever since I saw Bad Boys I've always had a thing for Tea. There's just something about her. As Nic Cage's love interest/alternate universe wife in The Family Man, she brings that something in spades.

Amber Valetta as Paula in the The Family Man

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Hey, I'd be singing La donna e mobile too if I was in Jack's shoes.

Renee Russo as Catherine Banning in The Thomas Crown Affair

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If you saw the movie, you know what we mean.

Esther Canadas as Anna Knudsen in The Thomas Crown Affair

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Not into her at all but some of you monkeys might be. Weirdos.

Reese Witherspoon as Evelyn Williams in American Psycho

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For the mogwai fetishists.

Krista Sutton as Sabrina in American Psycho

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She didn't just stare at it.

Leilani Sarelle as Lauri Johnson in Barbarians At The Gates

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As F. Ross Johnson's wife, Leilani was the only one who brought the goods compared to all the staid socialites in the movie. She really liked Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct too.

Kim Cattrall as Judy McCoy in The Bonfire of the Vanities

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In the movie, she's one of the perfectly emaciated women of Park Avenue. In everything else, she's just hot.

Darryl Hannah as Darien Taylor in Wall Street

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As epic as Wall Street was, have you noticed its actually devoid of beautiful women? Don't know about you guys but for me Darryl Hannah is no way near a 10, actually thought her cartoon version in Cool World was way sexier.

Demi Moore as Chief Risk Officer Sarah Robertson in Margin Call

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Ahh, the woman who inspired this incredible waste of time. Over 40 years old with 2 (or is it 3?) kids and she's still a 10. Kutcher is a lucky man.

Laetitia Casta as Julie Cote in Arbitrage

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I was a bit sad when sexy Bond Girl Eva Green opted out of the upcoming hedge funder movie Arbitrage, but when I found out she'll be replaced by Guess, Victoria's Secret, and Sports Illustrated Goddess Laetitia Casta, WOOT! Cant wait to see the Casta double bounce in action again.

Jennifer Connelly as Catherine Miller in The $treet

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So its not a movie, whatever. Jennifer Connelly is THE babe among babes and she wins the #1 spot in my rankings.

So there you have it, the hottest girls in Wall Street movies.

Who should it be though?

Which one is more prestigious and provides the best exit opps?

Who is WSO's #1?

Enjoy your weekend WSO.

Comments (36)

Jul 29, 2011

Laetitia Casta gets my vote.

Also, Carey Mulligan legit looks like a boy.

Jul 29, 2011

are you cary muligan isn't a boy?

Jul 29, 2011

Carey Mulligan looks like a dyke if not a prepubescent boy.

Reality hits you hard, bro...

Jul 30, 2011

Reese Witherspoon in American Pyscho. Only looked in the breakup scene with Bateman

Jul 30, 2011

We all want to be bud fox and we all want to fuck darien. Darryl Hannah hands down.

Jul 30, 2011

Why do people hate Darryl Hannah? I've always enjoyed her performance in Wall Street.

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Jul 30, 2011

Luck has nothing to do with it. Demi Moore has millions of dollars, access to a perfect and expensive diet, personal trainers, and a ton of free time, not to mention plastic surgery. It's really not that impressive.

Darryl Hannah looked RIDICULOUS in Wall Street. I found her to be unbearably hot in that movie. Her problem is that she had no shelf life. Just 15 years after that movie and, umm, yeah.

Aug 1, 2011
Virginia Tech 4ever:

Luck has nothing to do with it. Demi Moore has millions of dollars, access to a perfect and expensive diet, personal trainers, and a ton of free time, not to mention plastic surgery. It's really not that impressive.

...so do any of the others on this list? She's taken very good care of her self and is hotter than most women half her age, so I'm impressed. Demi Moore first, tie for second with Darryl Hannah and Laetitia Casta

Jul 30, 2011

Yeah she's not hot anymore..but she's 50. I can accept that. Hopefully I make enough money over that time frame to get her some plastic surgery and lipo. lol

Reality hits you hard, bro...

Jul 30, 2011

You forgot Rebecca DeMornay in Dealers:

Shyte movie, but she was as hot as two rats fucking in a wool sock.

As to the movies and hotties you listed, Renee Russo in Thomas Crowne does it for me every time. I'd slide buck naked down a razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie.

Jul 30, 2011
Edmundo Braverman:

I'd slide buck naked down a razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie.

Let's make this happen, people..

Jul 30, 2011
Koho:
Edmundo Braverman:

I'd slide buck naked down a razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie.

Let's make this happen, people..

LOL. +1

Jul 30, 2011
Edmundo Braverman:

...Shyte movie, but she was as hot as two rats fucking in a wool sock.

As to the movies and hotties you listed, Renee Russo in Thomas Crowne does it for me every time. I'd slide buck naked down a razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie.

Funniest post ever!!

Regards

Jul 30, 2011

How about Rosario Dawson from 25th hour?

Jul 30, 2011

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Jul 30, 2011

You turkeys are totally brain dead. Penelope Ann Miller from Other People's Money

Jul 30, 2011
Gekko21:

You turkeys are totally brain dead. Penelope Ann Miller from Other People's Money

Ahhhhh.....forgot all about her. YESSSS. Very hot.

Jul 30, 2011

All of the girls are beautiful, except for Carey Mulligan (well, she needs her long hair back so she can look decent). Sorta unrelated, but so sad that Emma Watson cut her hair really short too :(

Jul 30, 2011

^Pedo. Haha. Seriously though I think she pulls it off dude. But yeah, long haired Emma > short haired Emma.

Damn, totally forgot about Rebecca, Rosario, and Penelope, good catch guys. And LOL @ Eddie and Koho.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

Jul 30, 2011
Jorge:

^Pedo. Haha. Seriously though I think she pulls it off dude. But yeah, long haired Emma > short haired Emma.

Damn, totally forgot about Rebecca, Rosario, and Penelope, good catch guys. And LOL @ Eddie and Koho.

She's 21...

Jul 30, 2011
alexpasch:
Jorge:

^Pedo. Haha. Seriously though I think she pulls it off dude. But yeah, long haired Emma > short haired Emma.

Damn, totally forgot about Rebecca, Rosario, and Penelope, good catch guys. And LOL @ Eddie and Koho.

She's 21...

But were you creeping her when YOU were 21...if so then...

Jul 30, 2011

Wait, so am I the only guy who thinks Darryl Hannah was overrated? Come on...

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

Jul 30, 2011
Jorge:

Wait, so am I the only guy who thinks Darryl Hannah was overrated? Come on...

+1 overrated

Aug 3, 2011
JeffSkilling:
Jorge:

Wait, so am I the only guy who thinks Darryl Hannah was overrated? Come on...

+1 overrated

Agreed, overrated. Like a 1980's Lady Gaga. Not even cute, at all.

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Jul 30, 2011

jconnelly hands down!

Aug 2, 2011

My co-worker is 48 and just as hot, only my co-worker makes in a year what Demi Moore earns in about a day. Again, Demi Moore is hot but it's just not that impressive when you're super rich and have access to free time, not to mention the cultural pressure of Hollywood--not to mention that it's her JOB to look good. A hot 40-something who is middle class and lives next to a McDonald's is impressive.

Aug 3, 2011
Virginia Tech 4ever:

My co-worker is 48 and just as hot

Is she single?

Aug 3, 2011

I vote Whoopi Goldberg in The Associate

Aug 3, 2011

She is. I'm actually trying to work that angle. I "dated" a 48-year-old last year when I was in D.C. Ever since I mentioned that to this lady here in KC she's been acting "nice" toward me. And I hear she brazillians....Oh, God...

Aug 3, 2011
Virginia Tech 4ever:

She is. I'm actually trying to work that angle. I "dated" a 48-year-old last year when I was in D.C. Ever since I mentioned that to this lady here in KC she's been acting "nice" toward me. And I hear she brazillians....Oh, God...

YYEAAAHH BOIIEEE

Aug 3, 2011

I was always disappointed with how not hot the hookers were in American Psycho.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Aug 3, 2011
happypantsmcgee:

I was always disappointed with how not hot the hookers were in American Psycho.

Street walkers don't tend to be. Ask Eliot Spitzer for the hookup to some hottie hookers.

Reality hits you hard, bro...

Aug 3, 2011
MMBinNC:
happypantsmcgee:

I was always disappointed with how not hot the hookers were in American Psycho.

Street walkers don't tend to be. Ask Eliot Spitzer for the hookup to some hottie hookers.

Yea but it was a movie...

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Aug 3, 2011

Where do I get The $treet (fox tv show) ? Besides poor youtube quality upload I cant find it on DVD anywhere!

Aug 4, 2011
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People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

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