Who is it?
With everyone at the edge of their seats watching the debt deal, Jorge, the handsome master of bad writing and non-sensical posts on WSO, has decided to diffuse some of the tension by churning out another of his lists.
Inspired by Demi Moore's MILF-tastic showing in's new trailer, here's a list of all the babes that have graced finance movies with their presence.
As always though, it is up to you, monkey-not-doing-anything-on-a-Friday-night, to certify which of the babes is hot enough to be crowned THE HOTTEST, and which of them we should downgrade to junk.
Anyway, without further ado, here are the hottest women in Wall Street movies:
Haha. I know right? It's like here we are talking about sexy women and then BOOM! Check out this boy first! To be completely fair with Ms. Mulligan though she is a fine actress and she is kinda cute sometimes.
Did anyone notice this chick in Wall Street 2? Definitely on the hotter side of the scale in comparison to Carey Mulligan.
I really couldn't place why but ever since I saw Bad Boys I've always had a thing for Tea. There's just something about her. As Nic Cage's love interest/alternate universe wife in The Family Man, she brings that something in spades.
Hey, I'd be singing La donna e mobile too if I was in Jack's shoes.
If you saw the movie, you know what we mean.
Not into her at all but some of you monkeys might be. Weirdos.
For the mogwai fetishists.
She didn't just stare at it.
As F. Ross Johnson's wife, Leilani was the only one who brought the goods compared to all the staid socialites in the movie. She really liked Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct too.
In the movie, she's one of the perfectly emaciated women of Park Avenue. In everything else, she's just hot.
As epic as Wall Street was, have you noticed its actually devoid of beautiful women? Don't know about you guys but for me Darryl Hannah is no way near a 10, actually thought her cartoon version in Cool World was way sexier.
Ahh, the woman who inspired this incredible waste of time. Over 40 years old with 2 (or is it 3?) kids and she's still a 10. Kutcher is a lucky man.
I was a bit sad when sexy Bond Girl Eva Green opted out of the upcoming hedge funder movie Arbitrage, but when I found out she'll be replaced by Guess, Victoria's Secret, and Sports Illustrated Goddess Laetitia Casta, WOOT! Cant wait to see the Casta double bounce in action again.
So its not a movie, whatever. Jennifer Connelly is THE babe among babes and she wins the #1 spot in my rankings.
So there you have it, the hottest girls in Wall Street movies.
Who should it be though?
Which one is more prestigious and provides the best exit opps?
Who is WSO's #1?
Enjoy your weekend WSO.