The Hottest Woman in Wall Street movies
Who is it?
With everyone at the edge of their seats watching the debt deal, Jorge, the handsome master of bad writing and non-sensical posts on WSO, has decided to diffuse some of the tension by churning out another of his lists.
Inspired by Demi Moore’s MILF-tastic showing in Margin Call’s new trailer, here’s a list of all the babes that have graced finance movies with their presence.
As always though, it is up to you, monkey-not-doing-anything-on-a-Friday-night, to certify which of the babes is hot enough to be crowned THE HOTTEST, and which of them we should downgrade to junk.
Anyway, without further ado, here are the hottest women in Wall Street movies:
Haha. I know right? It’s like here we are talking about sexy women and then BOOM! Check out this boy first! To be completely fair with Ms. Mulligan though she is a fine actress and she is kinda cute sometimes.
Did anyone notice this chick in Wall Street 2? Definitely on the hotter side of the scale in comparison to Carey Mulligan.
I really couldn’t place why but ever since I saw Bad Boys I’ve always had a thing for Tea. There’s just something about her. As Nic Cage’s love interest/alternate universe wife in The Family Man, she brings that something in spades.
Hey, I’d be singing La donna e mobile too if I was in Jack’s shoes.
If you saw the movie, you know what we mean.
Not into her at all but some of you monkeys might be. Weirdos.
For the mogwai fetishists.
She didn’t just stare at it.
As F. Ross Johnson’s wife, Leilani was the only one who brought the goods compared to all the staid socialites in the movie. She really liked Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct too.
In the movie, she’s one of the perfectly emaciated women of Park Avenue. In everything else, she’s just hot.
As epic as Wall Street was, have you noticed its actually devoid of beautiful women? Don’t know about you guys but for me Darryl Hannah is no way near a 10, actually thought her cartoon version in Cool World was way sexier.
Ahh, the woman who inspired this incredible waste of time. Over 40 years old with 2 (or is it 3?) kids and she’s still a 10. Kutcher is a lucky man.
I was a bit sad when sexy Bond Girl Eva Green opted out of the upcoming hedge funder movie Arbitrage, but when I found out she'll be replaced by Guess, Victoria’s Secret, and Sports Illustrated Goddess Laetitia Casta, WOOT! Cant wait to see the Casta double bounce in action again.
So its not a movie, whatever. Jennifer Connelly is THE babe among babes and she wins the #1 spot in my rankings.
So there you have it, the hottest girls in Wall Street movies.
Who should it be though?
Which one is more prestigious and provides the best exit opps?
Who is WSO's #1?
Enjoy your weekend WSO.
Laetitia Casta gets my vote.
Also, Carey Mulligan legit looks like a boy.
are you cary muligan isn't a boy?
Carey Mulligan looks like a dyke if not a prepubescent boy.
Reese Witherspoon in American Pyscho. Only looked in the breakup scene with Bateman
We all want to be bud fox and we all want to fuck darien. Darryl Hannah hands down.
Why do people hate Darryl Hannah? I've always enjoyed her performance in Wall Street.
Luck has nothing to do with it. Demi Moore has millions of dollars, access to a perfect and expensive diet, personal trainers, and a ton of free time, not to mention plastic surgery. It's really not that impressive.
Darryl Hannah looked RIDICULOUS in Wall Street. I found her to be unbearably hot in that movie. Her problem is that she had no shelf life. Just 15 years after that movie and, umm, yeah.
Yeah she's not hot anymore..but she's 50. I can accept that. Hopefully I make enough money over that time frame to get her some plastic surgery and lipo. lol
You forgot Rebecca DeMornay in Dealers:
Shyte movie, but she was as hot as two rats fucking in a wool sock.
As to the movies and hotties you listed, Renee Russo in Thomas Crowne does it for me every time. I'd slide buck naked down a razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie.
Let's make this happen, people..
LOL. +1
Funniest post ever!!
Regards
How about Rosario Dawson from 25th hour?
erin wyatt
You turkeys are totally brain dead. Penelope Ann Miller from Other People's Money
http://www.youtube.com/embed/EYxvFYy8lo4
Ahhhhh.....forgot all about her. YESSSS. Very hot.
All of the girls are beautiful, except for Carey Mulligan (well, she needs her long hair back so she can look decent). Sorta unrelated, but so sad that Emma Watson cut her hair really short too :(
^Pedo. Haha. Seriously though I think she pulls it off dude. But yeah, long haired Emma > short haired Emma.
Damn, totally forgot about Rebecca, Rosario, and Penelope, good catch guys. And LOL @ Eddie and Koho.
She's 21...
But were you creeping her when YOU were 21...if so then...
Wait, so am I the only guy who thinks Darryl Hannah was overrated? Come on...
+1 overrated
Agreed, overrated. Like a 1980's Lady Gaga. Not even cute, at all.
jconnelly hands down!
My co-worker is 48 and just as hot, only my co-worker makes in a year what Demi Moore earns in about a day. Again, Demi Moore is hot but it's just not that impressive when you're super rich and have access to free time, not to mention the cultural pressure of Hollywood--not to mention that it's her JOB to look good. A hot 40-something who is middle class and lives next to a McDonald's is impressive.
I vote Whoopi Goldberg in The Associate
She is. I'm actually trying to work that angle. I "dated" a 48-year-old last year when I was in D.C. Ever since I mentioned that to this lady here in KC she's been acting "nice" toward me. And I hear she brazillians....Oh, God...
I was always disappointed with how not hot the hookers were in American Psycho.
Street walkers don't tend to be. Ask Eliot Spitzer for the hookup to some hottie hookers.
Where do I get The $treet (fox tv show) ? Besides poor youtube quality upload I cant find it on DVD anywhere!
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