WSO Caption Contest - July 15th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!


Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday

 

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Greece: What I always do, just try and relax-- em' Goldman pigs said they can change the numbers from Fahrenheit to Celsius

 

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