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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday
Short drachma, long bacon
"Do I smell bacon?" "No, that's just the smell of $96 billion burning"
responsibly raised chipotle carnitas
"Greece, what the hell are you doing?" "Don't worry, attempting suicide will give me more bargaining power over Germany."
Don't get Greeced
Buffet of PIGS depreciation.
We're Porked
Pigs a la forever in debt sauce...
Where is France is bacon?
When things are too Greece-y Germany says "E-U"
"You have to Greece the pan before you fry the PIGS"
winner winner chicken (gyro) dinner
Who's next PIGS?
This little PIG went into debt and this little PIG went into debt and this little PIG went into debt and this little PIG ran alllll the way to Germany
"Where the fuck is France?"
Like pigs to the slaughter...
I love the smell of bacon in the morning
Greece-ing the pan.
But Tsipras said the EU wouldn't turn on the stove...
is that a bailout or are you just happy to see me?
waiting for someone to do a play on words related to "when pigs can fly" --> "when pigs can fry"
"Wait, guys, I thought Germany said they would help us out when PIGS 'fry'"
... You're welcome ;)
You guys...I think I sat on China.
"I jumped into here, now where's the fire?"
"Damn you, Keynes, you made PIGS of us all."
"I must say, I am quite relieved that this is what the IMF and EU meant when they said they would pig-roast us"
mmm hungry for rump roast with tzatziki sauce
This weekend on "Angela Merkel's 30 minute meals" - The ultimate pork bratwurst recipe!
I really wish those Germans were a little more Jewish right now.
Greece: the worst brat becoming bratwurst
"Should we save him? If Greece leaves then we'll be known as "PIS(S)", that's almost worse than PIGS" - PIS
"Guys...I can hear you" - Greece
Portugal Pig: what you gonna do Greasy Pig? Spain and Italy Pig: yeah what you gonna do Greasy Pig?
Greece: What I always do, just try and relax-- em' Goldman pigs said they can change the numbers from Fahrenheit to Celsius
"dick fuld, circa 2008"
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