Aliens.

Hey!

I was watching one of the documentaries on the History Channel about how United States is secretly ruled by the Illuminati! And then after Pawn Stars they had this show called Ancient Aliens.

I was wondering if any of you know any ancient astronomical theorists working on Wall Street of Japan(see cartoons) and how they made it into wall street.

TY

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shorttheworldwhy the fuck is this in consulting cabaret and not monkeying around

secondly, that show is awesome. a ufo landed in my backyard when i was 8. never ever ever been so fucking confused and scared in my life -- so i hid under my blankets not knowing wtf else to do.

bc i need advice and opinions of ancient asstronuaghts and i thought the consulting place would be best for it

don't try you say my thread belong in the monkey thread area this is REAL THREAD

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
cbcbcbI wonder what the exit ops are for an ancient alien theorist
World domination think tank...they come work for us.

WE HAVE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE

Get busy living
 
blastoisealso why do you have r kelly as your picture shorttheworld

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blastoise you fucking profile pic makes me laugh out loud everytime i see it.

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