When was last time you asked someone to dance?

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It's called Banana Farming

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

To quote Richard Nixon, "I don't dance and I don't wear funny hats."

"That was basically college for me, just ya know, fuckin' tourin' with Widespread Panic over the USA."
 

I recently asked this woman to dance with me, during a party hosted by a wealthy buddy of mine. She hesitated at first, but once I flaunted my Patek Philippe, she flipped and decided to join me. The slow waltz was reminiscent of times of the past. But more importantly, it gave me the opportunity to grab the prized trophy in the room - that hot piece of ass.

Unfortunately, she got really excited and ended up drenching the dancefloor. So now I'm not allowed to dance at parties. Not that I really care, tbh.

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

Moist af

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

I was at our chapter's mothers weekend the other day. Plenty of booze.

One of the pledges mom's was divorced and still pretty hot. I asked her to dance and we made out all night. FaF.

 

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GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."

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