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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

I feel like you're trolling. I don't think the tie alone will get you an offer... If only I had monkey shit to throw.

blastoiseIs there a secret way to tie it so you can get an offer?
 
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LambieI feel like you're trolling. I don't think the tie alone will get you an offer... If only I had monkey shit to throw.
blastoiseIs there a secret way to tie it so you can get an offer?
You must be new here. Good stuff blastoise.

I was going to say this.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

[quote=holla_back]Do it like this guy: http://imgur.com/I5u3524[/quote]

Hoooooooooooooly shit its like looking at the sun.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

"see now that helps you with the width"

compensating, mr. hoge?

Remember, once you're inside you're on your own. Oh, you mean I can't count on you? No. Good!
 
Sham WowJust make sure its hermes and you will be fine.

Like Jordans for white guys, amirite?

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West Coast rainmakerBe fashion forward - show your MD that you're on the cutting edge:

http://i.nordstromimage.com/images/Store/blog/men/2012/8_20/GQ_Selects_…

Looking like you cut the end off your tie is the way to get a return offer.

Disgusting.

Actually a pretty classic move. The knit tie is a sartorial staple. Absolutely not office-appropriate, but it's not a disgusting look.

It looks like a stupid sock got stapled to an even stupider person.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

All depends on the type of collar you are wearing. If its a spread collar, which it should be, then just do a half windsor. Make sure you try to tie the tie before you purchase it so that you know when you tie it, its not going to bet huge and bulky.

"The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets." -John D. Rockefeller
 

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