Patagonia Vests in your 30s
I can't believe it, but I regularly see bros still rocking their Patagonia Vests into their mid-late 30s. Candidly. its embarrassing to work with them.
Who is gonna tell them? If you're a 22 year old Analyst trying to assimilate I totally get it, but in your mid 30s? Do you still rock Sperrys and Vineyard Vines on the weekend?
Idk, just cringe in general, kinda like the male equivalent of the generic LV bag you see every basic girl rocking.
Dudes in their 30s get chilly in the office sometimes too
Buddy you work in corp dev, we all know you're not affording anything nicer than Patagonia. Stay humble king lmao
If you view a Fratagonia as a status symbol you must be on food stamps. Real wealth is measured in equity investments, only poor people use clothing as a measure of success / status.
Edit: You probably adjust your Brooks Bros. cuffs to expose your $5K Datejust every single time you go out to a mid-tier stakehouse
Unironically a banger.
Based
"If you view clothes as status symbols you are stupid" - guy who is judging other people for their clothes
this guy's so comfortable without name brand clothes and watches and jewelry he wrote a whole paragraph to convince us... inspiring
Steakhouse*
A Patagonia vest is literally like $100. That's like a dry cleaning bill
Bro cooked me, now get back to making your PIB for some widget mfr targets
From what I can tell Vineyard vines is prevalent among all ages in West Chester and CT a looot of Gen x guys flying those bright shep shirts
Can confirm, VV is massive with all ages, especially in Fairfield county.
I use my vest as a bib while I eat at my desk contemplating my life.
Nowadays im wearing monclear to the office. Douche? hell yes
You can have my vest when you pry it from my moisturized, manicured hands you filthy heathen!
Over 35 and I rock Izod. Gonna hate on that?
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