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HFFBALLfan123you two, as well as ekudfoekud (AKA dukeofduke) and chubbybunny all need to go back to finishing up your precalc homework and stop trolling from your HS cafeteria.

Good list.

Can we ban these guys? They reply negatively to new members, and have not posted a worthwhile comment... ever. Also waste time by posting questions to get a kick out of it, wasting the time of anyone that doesn't know they are a troll and replies thoughtfully.

 

i, for one, have never insulted a new member. i've only made up prestige threads like sacrifice 15 years of your life for prestige as satire (because most people gunning for TPG and KKR are doing exactly that - sacrificing their years now to work and maybe shortening their lifespans in order to aim for something intangible)

 
firefighteri, for one, have never insulted a new member. i've only made up prestige threads like sacrifice 15 years of your life for prestige as satire (because most people gunning for TPG and KKR are doing exactly that - sacrificing their years now to work and maybe shortening their lifespans in order to aim for something intangible)

The sheer amount that you troll is ridiculous. Obviously, you're not as bad as the others who are constantly bashing others, but it's still enough to throw off someone who doesn't know any better.

 
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firefighteri, for one, have never insulted a new member. i've only made up prestige threads like sacrifice 15 years of your life for prestige as satire (because most people gunning for TPG and KKR are doing exactly that - sacrificing their years now to work and maybe shortening their lifespans in order to aim for something intangible)

The sheer amount that you troll is ridiculous. Obviously, you're not as bad as the others who are constantly bashing others, but it's still enough to throw off someone who doesn't know any better.

....that is the point.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

^that sounds genuine actually.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

Troll war? ohhhhh, it's on. On a serious note, these types do confuse new users and clog up the posts, so perhaps they should tone it down because there are times when I want to reach through the moniter and choke them simply for wasting my time.

There I said it.

Get busy living
 

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