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illiniPrideOn the first day, Patrick created the boards and the search bar and saw that it was good.

On the second day all of the under-sexed over-driven prestige-craving desperation-reeking college hopefuls flooded to said boards, completely ignoring the search bar.

On the third day....

On the fourth day: profit.

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Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

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