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If you or the person you are quoting has some word in the message deemed inappropriate, you can't post. This is a bit problematic if you are quoting mods that are not subject to this, since you'll have to edit their own messages before quoting them.

 
Jerome MarrowIf you or the person you are quoting has some word in the message deemed inappropriate, you can't post. This is a bit problematic if you are quoting mods that are not subject to this, since you'll have to edit their own messages before quoting them.

That explains so much. No wonder I never get the spam filter.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

Being able to say all the fuck derivatives is great. I mean my first day a guy told me "so that fucking happens and your basically fucking fucked...you know"

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

I miss the ability to swear in posts... I feel like certain responses necessitate the swift and oh so joyous satisfaction that only comes with stringing together the eloquent and furious retribution found in the expletive form... Sighs... I guess this will help Patrick in his aim to increase banana circulation... people gon' be throwin' mad feces now since they can't swear....

 

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