Idea for Wall Street Oasis

Patrick,

Why dont you start a dating section. Most bankers masturbate furiously every night and there are alot of gold digging cougars on the look out for bankers. seems like you can set up the perfect place to meet !

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Two things:

1) Site Suggestions forum

2) There are already a number of services for bankers to use in terms of dating, and I don't think dating site is in Patrick's to-do list.

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