"Moronic questions" secion

I think we should put up a "moronic questions" section on the forum. Included in this section could be threads regarding:

  1. "What are my chances?"
  2. "How long should I wait until I hear back?"
  3. "Did anybody else get an interview/offer yet with BB bank?"
  4. "Did I mess up this interview?"

Here are the answers for all the idiots posting these questions:

  1. 2%
  2. 9-15 weeks
  3. Yes
  4. Yes

Seriously people... stop posting SUCH FUCKING DUMB QUESTIONS.

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I honestly have really tryed to keep the traders forum as strictly content. I feel ya though.

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