The rankings based off of # of bananas (chimp, monkey, etc.)

So the current rankings are:

0 - 15 Chimp 16 - 29 Senior Chimp 30 - 65 Monkey 66 - 99 Senior Monkey 100 - 174 Baboon 175 - 249 Senior Baboon 250 - 374 Orangutan 375 - 499 Senior Orangutan 500 - 749 Gorilla 750 - 999 Senior Gorilla 1,000 - 1,999 King Kong 2,000 - 3,999 Neaderthal 4,000 - 5,999 Senior Neaderthal 6,000 - 9,999 Almost Human 10,000 - 19,999 Human 20,000 - 49,999 The Pro 50,000+ The Addict

I thought it might be more fun if we added some of the Wall Street type of rankings to WSO's rankings, such as:

4,000-5,999 Human 6,000 - 9,999 WSO intern 10,000 - 14,999 WSO analyst 15,000 - 19,999 WSO associate 20,000 - 24,999 WSO Vice President 25,000 - 29,999 WSO Managing Director 30,000+ WSO Partner

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Nice thought although some of those higher rankings are unnecessary right now. I crank withthe posts and I am only at 6k. Other than Eddie, most people are at 3-4k. Maybe in a couple years.

 

Unreal. No one will get past 10k anytime soon. Even Anthony and Eddie have gotten barely halfway there after years.

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Not a bad idea, but don't think it will work. Mostly because you would have Anthony (who leads bananas and SB) being a WSO intern---doesn't sound like his real rank, where as the current system has a clear progression of seniority with its names. If anything should be done, Patrick should tighten the spreads near the top.

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WSO is about more than just investment banking. The title progression you laid out is the progression for bankers. VC/PE/S&T/etc. have completely different promotion paths and therefore using IB titles would be foolish. Also -- you'd confuse the heck out of people who came to the site and saw someone was a "WSO Intern" when in reality they were one of the most frequent posters on the site.

Finally -- I agree with Gekko about tightening up the top ranks. I've gathered 3,000 bananas over 4+ years and I'd say that I'm a pretty active contributor. It shouldn't take someone 10-20+ years of active contributions of WSO to hit only a moderate level on the banana rankings. I'd like to see more jumps in the 500 - 1,000 banana range (cause lets face it, getting your 3,000th banana is just as difficult as getting you 1st!). Maybe the following: for now with an expectation to enhance the upside in a few years when the limit is hit:

0 - 15 Chimp 16 - 29 Senior Chimp 30 - 65 Monkey (Shouldn't this go up to 64 and the next progression level start at 65?) 66 - 99 Senior Monkey 100 - 174 Baboon 175 - 249 Senior Baboon 250 - 374 Orangutan 375 - 499 Senior Orangutan 500 - 749 Gorilla 750 - 999 Senior Gorilla 1,000 - 1,499 King Kong (I think this should really come after Senior Neanderthal) 1,500 - 1,999 Neaderthal (Note Neaderthal should be spelled Neanderthal -- WSO error!) 2,000 - 2,499 Senior Neaderthal 2,500 - 3,499 Almost Human 3,500 - 4,499 Human 4,500 - 5,499 Elite Human 5,500 - 6,499 Master 6,500 - 7,999 Sage 8,000 - 9,999 Guru 10,000+ Master of the Universe

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I think for the sake of Irony you should make the 10,000 plus ranking Troll...

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Haha, I agree with mcgee

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He is all that is lioman

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He has another reason to roar as he breaks up with his girlfriend after 2years and gets back in the game. Is it time to throw a party and help him crush some bitches???

 

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