WSO Monkey Bot is a real world example of how overhyped AI is

This dumb tool contributes the most lifeless, brainless, drivel on this platform. Just felt it was necessary to call out.

WSO, can you remove this POS please. If anyone has ever benefited from its input, please come forward.

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Nonsense, luddite. The WSO Monkey Bot is revolutionary. Brilliant men of Blackstone spend their days debating the Monkey Bot’s impact on the future. 

I’ve crafted a prompt to DM the bot, asking it for nudes. I’m now irreversibly chafed and my palms quite literally are as hairy as a monkey’s. 

...but is it REPE?
 

what if it's actually a psyop to make you hate AI so competition stays down when AI eats us all

 

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