Can you help me?

You know what I want, I want to work at a place where all we do is sit around and talk about investment ideas with a value orientation mingled with risk on warren buffet cunning, where I can smoke some weed and let my mind work on.

Any places that fits the above description would be greatly appreciated.

Kind Regards,

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"Goldman Snacks"

start a hedge fund that invests exclusively in the medical 420 business.

"it's research brah..."

I see what you tried to do there, while the positive effort is appreciated, please try again.
 

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