So I went to a non-target and graduated with shit grades but I have a little charm so I'm having dinner with a HF manager next week. I won't say exactly who but he's a billionaire.
What would WSO like to know? He, a few of his traders and I are having dinner and drinks in midtown.
I'm excited to hang out with him and I think he's excited too. Apparently, I'm supposed to bring my "drinking shoes."
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Say nothing until you ask him "Boxers or briefs?"
While he's stunned and trying to attempt a response, hand him your resume then walk out of the bar.
how much luck is involved?
Pound drinks and then ask if he wants to go halves on a kilo of blow, a suite at the best hotel nearby and a limo full of hookers.
Do what got you the dinner in the first place. If it was through talking about something else, then make sure not to ask him for a job -- make him ask you to ask him.
This.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/SairaXxQzDk
But seriously, ask him what were some of the best moments in his career, when did he know that he wanted to do investment management, etc.
Thanks for posting that video. I never watch TV, but really enjoyed that.
How did it go?
Ask him to talk about the worst day of his HF career.
Ask him why he's a dickhead.
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