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"Spec ops", "Tac ops" 

Sounds like something you'd hear in call of duty lmao

 

Analyst 2 in IB - Gen

I would do it just for the "Mickey Mouse LLP fucks over Apollo" headlines

“Goofy puts Apollo in doggystyle”

 

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