What should we name new spin-offs

Read an article talking about how Ken and Izzy are the new JR, the way they are seeding all these new spin off funds. Since we’ve been using tiger cubs and grand cubs and even seeds and it rolls off the tongue so nicely, I was thinking we should start thinking of some names for when we are in the prime C/M spin-off era.

My ideas so far:

Griffins and Englanders Millenium minions Ken’s kittens

Please add more in the comments

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