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You lucky bastards pretty much getting a free fortune with cash right now and buying up UPRO and TQQQ. Please just don't dump on us once we run up...some of us just want to get back to break even. Typical bullshit as usual where the older guys get richer from these situations where as I come out of school and get the shit kicked in me

 
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I’m hoping and praying the market doesn’t recover until my bonus hits. I’m absolutely buying the dip, 1000%.
 

If markets drop to pre-Covid levels, I’m taking out loans to throw more money in

If market drops further, well.. then we have bigger issues at hand and I’ll see you guys in the bread crumbs line 

 

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