100% Guaranteed IBD Internship at BB ... who wants a bite? This is my offer

I have connections to a major BB with guaranteed $65k starting salary with potential for $50-80k+ bonus...first year IB Analyst - no experience or previous internships required. Does not need target school affilations. GPA, however, cannot be lower than a 3.2.

You just have to suck my dick for 30 minutes though and then bark like a dog while you stroke my nuts.

It might or might not be taped for Youtube purposes (your face censored) where I have plans to make it a 2girls1cup type of thing....with ads.

Seriously now. PM me if interested.

previous experience sucking dick preferred, though not required.

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You'll get so many gay monkey's to do that no problem... don't see what your getting here other than proving your gay...

You could also get girls... to pm you which would just be paying for sex... illegal..

Don't exactly see what your gaining here...

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
blackfinancierYou'll get so many gay monkey's to do that no problem... don't see what your getting here other than proving your gay...

You could also get girls... to pm you which would just be paying for sex... illegal..

Don't exactly see what your gaining here...

He's getting head. Any hole is a goal....

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 

there are those who say they'll "bend over" to get a job with Goldman....then there are those who actually DO it.

actions speak louder than words.

in conclusion, my cock > black cock.

 
lookatmycockthere are those who say they'll "bend over" to get a job with Goldman....then there are those who actually DO it.

actions speak louder than words.

in conclusion, my cock > black cock.

your E cock > any cock. Your real cock any cock

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

The winning response will be from the guy who hires a porn star to suck his cock and then still gets the job! POW!!!

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
heisterThe winning response will be from the guy who hires a porn star to suck his cock and then still gets the job! POW!!!

and the porn star just got done eating a taco with hot sauce

 

come on guys how do you expect to risk your entire legal lives, wives, kids, and careers to kiss your MD's ass to take part in a forced insider trading transaction for huge sums of money if you cant even suck dick for 30 minutes?? Shows how much a man is willing to go to fulfill a goal.

the ultimate interview question. you're all a bunch of fucking pikers.

me? nah, i wouldnt have the guts to do it. thats why i'd make a horrible investment banker or trader ;)

 

Its simple, my time is better spent on excel files so I pay a hooker or porn star to do it and maximize my upside potential by kissing my bosses ass and getting my shit done BOOM!

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

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