A message to new MBA associates
You guys are useless and get paid twice as much as us.
That is all and have a nice day.
You guys are useless and get paid twice as much as us.
That is all and have a nice day.
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Keep seething buddy boy. I'm connected with other Harvard MBAs that will get me farther in my career than you.
Keep up the good work bud
Huh? Can't hear you over the money counting machine. Oh, and can you please change the font color on slide 57 and double check all of the sources in the deck?
Thx
Counting the money going straight to MBA loans
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