A message to senior bankers
Dear MD/VP,
We know that we are utterly replaceable, in the sense that a thousand people are banging on the door hoping you grind one of us down enough to quit. That being said, if you think replaceable = useless, please reconsider. While we know half the time you don't even open the pitch books we slave over, consider the perspective/knowledge the internal analysis we do, and its benefit to you.
We know that we have little to add in terms of industry knowledge, but maybe this is partially your fault. Where are we supposed to learn these things, if not from the experts themselves... meaning you. Maybe less time should be spent deriding the stupid analyst for what they don't know, and more developing the eager minds you fastidiously recruit.
Or just keep valuing us at 0, in which case, thanks for overpaying.
Yours for the next year,
Analyst #839291
lol guessing a late night in the office?
I can 100% relate to you OP. I know about your gut-wrenching miserable existence first-hand. I know how you're not appreciated despite your 180 hour weeks by what seems to be douche MDs. You got to realise though that the underappreciation is not because your MD is a direct descendant of satan and/or dumb and/or hates you; your MD is quite likely actually a nice guy but fucking stressed and needs you to do perfect work around the clock to save his ass. Don't throw in the towel; the pain of your current existence will soon be forgotten but you'll come out strong and will thank yourself later.
I got a quote from Jewel:
.tits are the solution to all stress... good call
I love her eyes
Those earrings are horrendous. Ew.
-OP, just go to a MM bank if you want your snowflake to sparkle.
I'm having one of those weeks right now. Just laugh it up, it is what it is.
Nice timing of the post, I feel you man..
So it's Sunday night / Monday morning between 3-4am and I'm still in the office.. What a great start of the week.. Bloomberg Asia's "On the Move" show is running in the background, presenting me some market data about Thailand's currency and shit I don't give a fuck about. And I'm still sitting here in my hoodie, sneakers, and baseball cap, meaning that I have to get home to jump in a suit and be back on time to finish this deck. I just feel like quitting in 8 hours and getting out of this fucking rat race to live like a beach bum in Indonesia or whatever. Is anyone else feeling like he's aging 6 years while only working 2/3 in banking?
If I was able to travel back in time I would punch that little douchebag who "genuinely wants to break into banking" in his nuts. Anyway, keep grinding fellow monkeys, it's totally worth it, isn't it..?
Rant over.
Damn....tits.....I can fuckin smell her.....umm
I'm guessing small nips...
Everyone is replaceable and that certainly does not mean useless. If you are truly useless, you'll be unemployed right now. The fact of the matter is, everyone has a boss and everyone knows less than the person above so shit just rolls down hill. There is nothing personal in most cases from how MDs or VPs treat an analyst, we just gotta suck it up and don't expect mommy to come around to give us an award for showing up.
Those tits totally wreck my concentration. Am I the only one or first to notice those cleavage folds? Tits so big it's got its only roll.
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