What do you think of this chart? I know it's meant to be a joke but I was just wondering if it looks accurate. Any thoughts on those target schools? 
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Pretty accurate jokes aside. Haven't seen many alums at some state schools in the upper right quadrant (UT, Florida, Villa, Wisconsin) but other than that pretty good.
I feel like Cornell has more Goobers than MIT. But I’d hesitate to say MIT has more cheek clappin and sports than Cornell. Tough call given the scale for the x axis.
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I think hamburger uni should be higher up but everything else is pretty accurate
Nah. Penn, Cornell, Dartmouth are known for their Greek life, first of all. In addition, NYU/Chicago/ND/UVA/etc should not be above any of the Ivies. UC schools should be higher. Villanova, IU, FL, Wis, SMU, etc should be below the line.
Cornell have the most impressive physical houses, literal castles overlooking gorges.
Dartmouth has the best parties, given their administration actually supports the Greek system.
Penn is straight up overrated imo
How come Penn is overrated?
There are zero hot girls at Stanford just in case this helps anyone.
did you go there?
He’s hoping you don’t. Too much competition.
There are lots of hot girls, but as a straight dude, I will say that the male population of Stanford is unusually good looking on average, so you have much more competition
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What’s Ivey?
Probably Canadian school
Famous Canadian community college
Was about to post this. That was hilarious lol.
What the fuck is Trump University?
It's a joke
I know I saw Ivey on it rofl jk, legit great school.
Which one is the Trojan logo?
Michigan state?
Nice.
Confimed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan_State_Spartans
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Hopkins is a target?
It’s subjective, very grey line after say the first 10 obvious schools
The y-axis is fairly accurate. X-axis is just for meme purposes so I wouldn't trust that too much.
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