I’ve heard that some banks like DB only hire absolutely hung analysts, while others like GS only hire people smaller than average as the lower testosterone levels results in analysts that are more willing to bend over for their MD. Anyone able to provide insight? Does it vary by group?
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Not true. The guys I knew at DB we’re getting estrogen shots
FTP pays $140 to compensate for their averagely hung analysts
I can personally vouch for my bank - all the analysts do regular cock comparisons (think length/girth/taste/overall shape/standing power etc), and every now and then cock competitions (so called "cock-offs"), and yup, we all are packing some serious heat, which, in turn, leads us to stacking some serious cash.
The banks absolutely care, but I have a good workaround. I throw on a strap-on under my slacks everyday and wear them on the tighter side so I always have a big dick print and the staffer knows not to fuck with me bc I’m packing heat. I’m living in easy street and no one is the wiser. Don’t make the mistake I did the first time around and make sure you get a flexible one. Impaling yourself with a rock hard plastic dildo isn’t worth the preftige of having a monster dong.
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