Banking is Not for Environmentalists

Just finished up a PIB (Public Information Book) for a client we are currently working with. It contains 10-k's, 10-q's, Investor Reports, Equity Research Reports, etc. The whole document is probably 150 pages total. I print it out and bring it to my MD, but he complains that the footer needs to contain page number and date. I fix the footer and then reprint. But, he also wants the footer font downsized. Reprint the full 150 pages again.

Went through 450 color pages in about 10 minutes. Probably a real $40 in printing costs right there, haha. Anyone else ever have an experience like this?

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I've printed out hundreds of pages for multiple people who have gone on to never read the shit, often going in to calls w/out having read shit. Good times.

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