Beards in banking: bull or bear?

With MD’s wanting people back full time, and more people get vaccinated. Is anyone going to keep their COVID beard once back at the office?

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I'm definitely keeping mine, f*** it. I already have very little control over my life and time, at least I can control my beard. 

Now, obviously use your judgement and make sure it's well groomed. 

 

Isn't "bear" slang for a fat and homosexual man with a beard? And a bull would be like a power bottom?

 

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