Bulge Bracket Rankings (per ChatGPT)

Region

| +255 | Earliest you can get fired | 48 | 18m |
| +244 | UBS’s M&A BANKERS ARE DOING TERRIBLY. $200M EXTRA IS BEING CUT | 43 | 15m |
| +238 | Are target prospects getting dumber? | 52 | 1h |
| +228 | MBB Pay Raises | 48 | 1h |
| +214 | US 2027 SA IB worried about background check | 52 | 1h |
| +212 | Career Crossroads | 27 | 1h |
| +210 | Investment Banking is Divine | 35 | 1h |
| +206 | Analyst: Why is UBS IB doing worse than peers?, UBS CFO: No Comment | 39 | 2h |
| +204 | How do YOU manage networking requests? | 29 | 2h |
| +204 | Another $115bn Mega deal for these banks. Congrats! | 41 | 1h |
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MS in shambles
shit, i knew i should have taken the citi offer
Considering that Citi paid almost double the bonus MS paid this year, I wish I took literally any bank over MS.
I made 148k as an An1 at MS and I was mid bucket. FUCK MS and their cheap asses. 9 AM to 3AMs in my group everyday to make 148k. Absolute joke.
hmm... i assume your bonus was around 42k-ish? since the $110k salary kicked in Jan 1st so for you to have gotten paid $148k not including signing / relocation your summer bonus would have been around 42k?
no offense but i'm pretty sure 42k was below mid-bucket, unfortunate about the 9am to 3ams though. assume you're in FIG or M&A or something? those are the the only groups i can think of that would go 9am to 3am every day
Does everyone feel pretty shit?
Wow I made 120k as an1... good for u guys
Ok humanity is safe
Whatever happened to DB not a BB?
Will ChatGPT replace interns?
Serves MS right for serving up donuts this year!
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