can i just get a bunch of silver bananas for no reason?
thanks WSO
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I wish I had one for ya man, sorry :/
No but maybe we can create silver monkey shit for you
No... Not at all. In fact, your insolence deserves a Monkey Shit.
The real paradox here:
If you had earnestly asked for a bunch of Monkey Shit instead, would the Oasis have been congruently ironic as right now and awarded you with Silver Bananas instead...
NR, no. I would have given him the monkey shit it he asked for it. Stupidity doesn't garner free bananas from me.
Bananas don't just grow on trees...
bIastoise, if you were my analyst I stab you in the heart, stick a hollowed pen tube in the wound and bleed you slowly like a maple syrup harvest.
worth a try
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