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E-mail from my cousin

Carol Alt was suppose to give me my report and Mark Messier got on the phone, I told him “Mark, kind of a bait and switch here, where the F is Carol Alt?…”
 
Edmundo BravermanNot a great choice of words there, bro. Especially today.
Or not. THEY'RE doing the killing this time around?
Get busy living
 

Cantor was on the top floors of the north tower. They lost almost 600 guys 11 years ago. I don't mind insult comedy, but if the headline is a reference to that, then that is way too soon.

The business of business is business.
 
Cowfootif the headline is a reference to that
It's probably not, "killing it" is standard language in finance. Hope this helps alleviate some of the tensions...OP isn't that type of douche. Hey, the Cantor guys are loving it, so if anything is the NKI, it's having an insanely hot chick sit in for a day :D
Get busy living
 
UFOinsider
Cowfootif the headline is a reference to that
It's probably not, "killing it" is standard language in finance. Hope this helps alleviate some of the tensions...OP isn't that type of douche. Hey, the Cantor guys are loving it, so if anything is the NKI, it's having an insanely hot chick sit in for a day :D

I get the slang, but I thought there was a pun too (well, there is, however, non-intentional it seems). Btw, I don't get "offended" by comedy, so no need to worry about me.

The business of business is business.
 

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