Chad JP Morgan CEO vs Virgin Woke Congresswoman

BASED Jamie Dimon made an appearance today when clueless Rep. Rashida Tlaib asked bank CEOs if they would stop funding all new fossil fuel projects:

"Absolutely not and that would be the road to Hell for America."

https://twitter.com/jason_howerton/status/1572706…

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It’s a very low bar and J.P. Morgan is a shitty bank to work for, but he is the best big bank ceo. His replacement will be the drizzling shits.

 

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