Chewed Out By Director

Was working on a dividend discount model with this MBA associate. We're deep in the weeds on assumptions, and we run it up to the director for approval. He takes a look at us after 5 seconds after looking it over and he goes "this is an epic cacophony of minds worse than when they crucified Christ". He then goes in on us. I'm trying to eat the words while not trying to go strawberry red. The MBA associate is just happy to be involved in something other than updating emails or being a touching point on the CIM. Pretty sure he had a semi the entire time. Fucking hell. 

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