Not a huge fan of Corolla, but this is funny

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Corolla says so much bullsh*t in this "FLAMING" it is ridiculous.. Maybe if I get bored enough I will dispute just about everything he says but just a quick one off the top of my head:

Al-Qaeda did not plan a terrorist attack because they saw American citizens driving around Stretch Limos with Jacuzzis in them. I'm sorry but if you use this to make an argument that the OWS, Terrorism, etc is some sort of continuation of a "sibling rivalry" culture than you are a moron.

Keep in mind that 10 years ago this guy was doing this:

  • This show was meant for half wits who just got home from KFC with a bucket of chicken to their empty apartments and sat down on their lazy boy with the bucket in hand and turned this show on thinking that it it affirmed their sexist, narrow-minded views and that one day one of those models from the show would climb out of the TV and want to marry them.
 

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