Completely f*cked up my DB Interview today
I have no idea what was going through my head but when describing why I wanted to work at DB I called the bank Douche Bank. I didn’t even address it I just kept going. I don’t think I’m getting a call back
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You dodged a major bullet. Not enough money on Earth to make me work at Doucher Blank (unless they want to pay 140 base)
Why?
WSO primarily exists to sh*t on DB. Borderline criminal enterprise (most common exit is prison) but is Fredo to JPM's Michael. Deal flow is rubbish. Last time I checked pays below street (i.e thinks it's a BB) but has less name prestige than Tobin.
Honestly if my career doesn't end with me being escorted out of my New York 60th floor corner office wearing an Armani suit by the SEC/FBI I don't want it
"White Collar Crime is Paradise" followed up by "Prison is Paradise"
What division were you interviewing for?
DCM
was this for SA 23?
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