Jan 24, 2022

Couldn't Make The Lakers, Now I'm a Pointguard for Goldman Sachs

Both companies are owned by the same person (God bless)

And they have a fetish for us low iq nesquik southern Europeans (beneath the mediterraneans)

But I made the trade

Couldn't make the lakers cause I'm 4'11 but The White hoes don't mind

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